FISH TALK (PART I)

---"Michelle get us shots on my tab." -Katie 11/30/10

---"Only planned on ordering A DRINK." -Michelle 1/11/11

---"If I had a gun right now... I'd totally shoot everyone...but I am totally not a violent person you guys." -Allison 11/30/10

---"That bitch is nuts." -Katie 12/04/10

---"Her best friend was hitting on Denise... IT WAS AWESOME." -Katie 11/30/10

---"She NEEDS you to pay attention." -Katie 11/30/10

---"Have you heard of the Chuck Norris Shots?" -Michelle. "the ones that kick your ass?" -Katie. "do they have tequila." -Kali. "Cause Chuck Norris is going to kick your ass." -Michelle and Katie." 11/30/10

---"I never drank in high school." -Kali, Allison, Kaite and Michelle. 11/30/10

---"Her BF runs a bakery BUT its not really a bakery." -Katie

---"I love your hair." Katie talking to Michelle 11/30/10

---"I can't hear you, come closer." -Kali 1/13/11

---"LORI! Lift up your shirt!" -Michelle 12/12/10

---"Calm yourself down." -Katie

---"To the night I will never remember with friends I will never forget" -Michelle 11/30/10

---"If you want to look good while dancing, all you have to do is whip your hair around." -Allison 11/30/10

---"this is a LIVE ticket." -Kali 1/13/11

---'This is what I do to the baby I watch" (when they have the hiccups.) While patting Allison on the back who at the time has the hiccups - Kali 11/30/10

---"How come I am not writing ANYTHING down??" -Allison 11/30/10

---"oh god I am DONE." -Michelle 11/30/10

---"I think they think we are a couple." -Allison 11/30/10

---"And that Kali is why I don't drink tequila." -Michelle 11/30/10

---"WOW it hurts (after drinking a shot of tequila)." - Allison 11/30/10

---"Whatever is going on, don't get my phone in this mess." -Michelle 11/30/10

---"If I was black I would be bad ass." -Allison

---"You can't do that around people who don't think before they talk." - Allison 1/11/11

---"Come over here Kali - I would like to take advantage of your lips." -Michelle 11/30/10

---"What's the difference between Michelle and a Southern Bell?" -Kali...asked to Victor

---"Someone famous is preg-o." Kali. "Yea Kate Hudson." -Michelle. "No someone else...the girl from Rasing Helen." - Kali. "Yea Kate Hudson." - Michelle 1/12/11

---"That was def me grinnin on Victor in the bar." -Nikki 1/10/11

---After the college national championship football game is over and watching it from the start

"I fuckin' thought that was a NFL game." -Nikki 1/10/11

---Holding a piece a wood..."I HATE MICHELLE right now." Nikki 1/10/11

---After taking a gulp of miller high life..."That tastes like shit." -Kali 1/10/11